cabradine: cakeballseverpee: Do colors have fandoms Can I be like ughh purple is so awesome I totally ship it with turquoise I ship Purquoise. I even drew some smut for it (NSFW):
most-awkward-moments: starkassembled: zeldea: why cant america just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit Because Fahrenheit starts with an F for FREEDOM, not a C for COMMUNISM
Things I Say While Driving
Me: Fuck you, oh. Fuck. You.
Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me: Good luck in the slow lane there, bud.
Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
Me: Lolol your car's a piece of shit.
Me: If I miss that green light because of you...
Me: You're gonna cut me off? You better hope you have a damn good accelerator, bitch.
Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
Me: Nope, roof rack.